by MrWhitie February 25, 2010
Get the sleeky eyes mug.A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.
Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.
This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's
I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.
Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.
by Schwartzy August 22, 2006
Get the Sless mug.When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax
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by bumpajelly February 15, 2010
Get the sleekeh mug.(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
by lokopanocho December 3, 2010
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The slenk typically hangs round skate parks acting like it is royalty. Do not under any circumstances approach a slenk or you will be immediately mugged and get yr bum smacked by this absolute madlad. Furthermore the slenk says utter shite like “don’t provoke me” and “I get what I want”
The slenk typically hangs round skate parks acting like it is royalty. Do not under any circumstances approach a slenk or you will be immediately mugged and get yr bum smacked by this absolute madlad. Furthermore the slenk says utter shite like “don’t provoke me” and “I get what I want”
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