Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

Slart Chungus

Tying 2 buttholes together and shitting in one another for days

You and a significant other (friend,family, or lover) Slart Chungus

by slAMPPEDBormgur HAmSLippER March 8, 2022

Slart

A word used to describe someone who is a slut but sharts aggressively.

“Did you hear about slarty Sarah?”

“I heard she slept with Jason and shit on him, what a slart.”

by preggerz_mgee June 7, 2021

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

Slart

A girl who is constantly out partying, getting ran through, probably listens to cardi b & drinks Hennessy straight from the bottle.

“ hey Dave Is Jessica coming through to the GIG?” HELL NAW SHES A TOTAL SLART.

by Geniuslyretarted November 29, 2021

Slart

The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 26, 2020

the slart

a horrific yet endearing omnipotent force.

"the slart... i feel it..."

by dayhaspants July 27, 2022