Slart

The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 26, 2020

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

Slarted

Climbing accident causing a concussion or bleeding from the head.

We might need to go to the hospital, hunter just got slarted on that rock.

by Bfillinit January 13, 2022

Slart

A girl who is constantly out partying, getting ran through, probably listens to cardi b & drinks Hennessy straight from the bottle.

“ hey Dave Is Jessica coming through to the GIG?” HELL NAW SHES A TOTAL SLART.

by Geniuslyretarted November 29, 2021

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

slart

slart is a slur, a description, an idea, and a verb. it is everything all at once and can be applied to any situation.

“you’re such a slart.”
“i’m going to go slart.”
“do you have a slart fetish?”
“fuckin’ slart.”

by zayzazz December 31, 2023

Slarted

To have spilled the salt.

“Oh no. I might of slarted the salt.”
“What?”
“The salt. I slart it.”

by TSUNAMI_UKRAINE February 27, 2022