Sargent Johnson

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

by Sidmow April 1, 2009

slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017

snarge

The bloody goo produced when an animal, usually a bird, collides with an aircraft.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages of snarge from around the country.

by Wookiee Sniper September 29, 2005

radiohead slagers

people who slag off radiohead. It is a well known fact these people are very unintelligent

idiots are those who hate radiohead. i hate radiohead slagers

by thom yorke the real one October 27, 2005

slarg

Any unidentifiable nastiness, especially anything that's slimy and/or with an impure origin.

Goddamit! I let that hooker use the bathroom, and now there's slarg all over the toilet.

by Dean G. December 15, 2008

stargell

1)n. a metaphor used to denote a topical creme which when applicated results in heightened suaveness/freshness. 2)v. the act of displaying the qualities of stargell. 3)adj. being of stargell. 4) also, a small starfish constituted of gellatin found off the coast of micronesia.

I'm pimpin' my stargell.

by Creamy D February 3, 2007