Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.

- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"

by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011

SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.

Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!

by ZStan June 14, 2010

slapshot

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.

I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

snapshot tourism

to go on a tour and take a quick snapshot experience of a tourist attraction, not even beginning to experience anything beyond the viewfinder.

Nick- I want to go on a european trip of backpacking and hitchhicking.
Matt- Thats a great idea, just don't partake in any snapshot tourism.
Nick- Don't worry, Im not one of those people.

by nick pryde March 19, 2006

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someone’s basement, sometimes not.

That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.

by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021

snapshot

an informal word for a penis

yo shorty can eat on a snapshot

by Kool-Aid July 16, 2004