Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school

That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."

by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025

Slapdick

Colby Hall that doesn't know wtf is going on

Colby hall is a slapdick he never knows what going on.

by anonymous December 8, 2019

Slapdick

Slapdick, noun, often used when a person (most likely male or close to it) slaps themselves in the penis or balls
Also a game

Jim is such a slapdick

by Theslapdickguy June 15, 2018

Slapdick

Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F

"Get off me you fucking slapdick"

by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019

Slapdick

someone who absolutely knows better but still do stupid shit

jarred always talking about drugs over the phone, he a whole slapdick for real !

by Dracorunthis November 23, 2021

Slapdick

A person who is an asshole who is usually a female hoe

God Kota is suck a slapdick, she baby cry to

by Max56177 September 30, 2019