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to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006
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Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
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Kenneth Ely, the most selfless papa dog out there
The good samaritan made sure everyone knew ALL their possibilities; "You know, you could try...."
by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019
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I’m taking the slamaritas
by Asammy April 17, 2023
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I’d rather chat to the slamaritas bruv.
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Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.
Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."

Samaritanism in action...

Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."
by Greatkibble January 8, 2015
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Someone who suddenly shows faux concern about one problem to try to draw attention away from another.
Nigel says we shouldn't take in any foreign refugees while there are British homeless people to look after, but he never cared about the plight of the homeless before. He's such a bloody Shamaritan!
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