skuzzy

dirty, unfit for public, embarrassing, bum

"we rolled outta bed and went to taco bell in our pj's and greasy ass messy buns with booty shorts. skuzzy hoes for the win."

by eeeepki December 31, 2012

cum guzzeling skuzz bucket

filthy, dirty, no-good whore.....no wait whore's charge money so Slut....yes a filthy, dirty, no-good slut!

trust me dude you don't want to go out with here she's a cum guzzeling skuzz bucket!

by Miranda Penguin October 11, 2007

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018

Skuza

Skuza is a slavic god, descended from the great heavens of vodka clouds. If you live in Poland stay the fuck out of this way cuz he uses drizzly bear blood in his cereal. This human v10 combustion engine will steal any girls virginity with one pump of his giant communism shlong. Beware of DA SKUZA.

"Oh my god where has my girlfriend jessie gone"

"Oh shes over there in the sky being railed by DA SKUZA as he pours Smirnoff into her ass as lube for his enormous slav sausage"

by SuntannedFeline January 19, 2021

skuzzbucket

Scum of the earth. Dirty, low-down rotten trickster. Conman of the lowest order. Like a pikey, chav or gypsy but not quite as bad.

98 year old woman: "All my money's gone from my bank account - can't remember why now"
Skuzzbucket "That's coz I knicked it, batch! Your loss!

by flatley June 13, 2005

Skuzzle-butt

The legendary monster of Colorado with a hand of celery, a leg of Patrick Duffy, and a penchant for weaving baskets.

by Shawn Curran October 27, 2003

skuzzy

a GRADE "A" WHORE, SLUT, HOE.

megan is a skuzzy but we love her.

by OAK GRIZZLE July 1, 2005