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skunked

I went fishing at the Owens River today and got skunked.
by Cuthbert December 9, 2008
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skunkbear

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg
"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."
by El Hond0 December 9, 2008
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skinhead smile

A nasty laceration given by skinheads or maybe received by the same; It may also be a seriously nasty laceration of the throat, given or received by a skinhead.
A gang of racist Skinheads jumped BA Barabbas and gave him Skinhead Smile he is not expected to recover from.
by J. Michael Reiter November 5, 2004
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skunked

1. To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
2.
1. To cheat (someone).
2. To fail to pay (an amount due).
We bet on the horses, but he skunked me.
by RishiBoy July 29, 2004
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skinheads

Plural for wordskinhead/word
by Anonymous February 3, 2003
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Gay Aryan Skinheads Worldwide

Gay Aryan Skinheads Worldwide, better known as G.A.S.H. Worldwide is an extreme and notoriously violent Gay Aryan Skinhead faction. G.A.S.H. Worldwide is NOT to be confused with G.A.S.H International, or other groups going by the name of G.A.S.H.

New members of G.A.S.H. Worldwide must undgergo a rigorous 12 month probationary period before getting "patched".

G.A.S.H. Worldwide often operates covertly by infiltrating various pro-White organizations and compromising its members. Those who fall victim to this faction of G.A.S.H. are often blackmailed into a form of gay sexual slavery. Many victims are forced to participate in underground "G.A.S.H. Parties" which involves the victim getting butt and throat raped by 10 or more G.A.S.H. members. G.A.S.H. members often claim the buttrape victims were "Gay bashing breeder scum".
Which faction of G.A.S.H. are you from? G.A.S.H International or those violent butt rapists from Gay Aryan Skinheads Worldwide?
by GayAryanSkinhead October 9, 2010
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skinhead

A subculture that developed in 1960s Britain by combining elements of English mods and immigrant Jamaican rude boys. They mainly listened to ska, reggae and soul music. In the 1970s, some were also influenced by the punk rock scene and began to listen to Oi! music, also known as streetpunk.
by Spy Kid March 11, 2003
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