Skrunk

A hot mess SKR.

SKR came over to your house and drank all your champy and ate all your shepherd's pie and left garbage on your couch. YOU GOT SKRUNKED!

by SkrunkMaster January 28, 2014

skrunk

Someone so mean-spirited they wouldn’t give themselves ice in winter

I tried to be good about it but she’s such a skrunk and so is he that they’d rather believe their own fucked-up version of reality than be gracious and give credit where it’s due.

by wordquester August 10, 2018

skrunk

Also used as skrunklepie (noun), skrunky (adjective)

When someone is so attractive you just want to chomp them up!

"Omg Owen is soooooooo skrunk!"

by Satvik G Money December 14, 2022

Skrunk

Verb: The act of ***** *** ******** ** **** ********* **** ********* **** ****** **** *** *** ** ***** ****

Present tense: I love to Skrunk.

Past tense: My uncle Skrunked in my Zorbhole

by Skerble March 30, 2024

Skrunk

Being drunk or krunk

"Everybody must get skrunk"

by maniacalcarnee February 11, 2025

skrunk

crazy drunk with a scary twist

Thug #1-Dude, you gettin crunk tonight?
Thug #2-Naw dude, I'm gettin skrunk!

by Chandler Lane August 30, 2010

Skrunk

A combination of the words - Squinting & Runka - (Swedish for Masturbate). Used to describe the activity of masturbating in public, incognito, while pretending to be asleep.

Often performed in a hunched position while staring directly at your prey. Common in Eastern Europe (specifically Bulgaria)

Hey you! Are you Skrunking right now?

Naaaa dawg, I'm just sleeping.

by BRUHunescape April 7, 2024