matt skiba

The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land

Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.

by Sophos the great May 22, 2006

scriber

Noun. A sharp or pointed tool used by graffiti artists to write their name (usually) in glass, plastic, or metal surfaces.

Graffiti artists usually use rocks, modified pens, razor blades, or other various hardware tools. Most scribers are custom made and modified.

Yo, I just made this new scriber from this stuff at the hardware store. It flows so nice!

by SpoR July 26, 2007

Shrible

The holy books of the Shrek religion. Consists of the book of Shrek, the book of donkey, and others. Used to spread his holy ogreness across the kingdom.

I use the shrible to send prayers to Shrek every night

by The baconator March 14, 2015

Skibatical

Misspelling of the word Skibbatical. See Skibbatical in Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I'm on Skibbatical!" (and not, "Bro, I'm on Skibatical!")

by C Stanford August 30, 2013

Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.

Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!

by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019

scribner

A family with beautiful children who only gain beauty with age

They're such a scribner family

by soberhouse June 17, 2008

Scribe

Noun: A slang term used by corporate america to refer to a note taker aka punk-ass bitch. This term is often used to dupe an unsuspecting victim into a task which is incredibly boring and could be completed by a tape recorder and a secretary. Typically used by upper management right before meetings to people in lower ranks.

"Hey Johnny, do you want to come to our quarterly sales meeting tomorrow?"

- "Gee, oh really? I'd LOVE to"

"Great, bring a pen and paper, we could really use you as a scribe."

- "Man, fuck you, I ain't no goddamn bitch-ass note taker"

by FUCKERNST&YOUNG April 20, 2010