Skoogunk

Especially viscous semen, with a strong aroma and lingering aftertaste.

I was fine with the bukkake carwash, but then some idiot got skoogunk all over my windshield, and now I can't drive because the wipers just smeared it around.

by S R Kenney December 20, 2008

Skorian regime

Political system in which terror and autoritarism are key

Jeff! Don't go there, it is a skorian regime!

by Dr. Squad Politics October 5, 2017

Skargle

Simply put, to gargle skeet. AKA, to gargle male ejaculate.

She refused to swallow, but she did a cute little thing at the end, and when I blew the load into her mouth, she gave it a little skargle. It made awesome bubbles!

by Cebbin June 29, 2018

Skirggle

To leave/or run away awkwardly.

Skirggled skirggles

The odd girl skirggled away from the big dog.

by Sueswag November 17, 2019

(Sexy) Skorpion

A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.

Woman: I hunger for your manhood.

Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.

Woman: Surely you don't mean...

Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)

by rickard's bed December 7, 2009

skolgun

open a beer as though you are to shotgun it then take two sips of said beer and refill using cheap vodka (ie Skol) then shotgun as usual. 3 drinks down in 3 seconds

Person 1: Yo you wanna shotgun a beer to pregame this party?
Person 2: Why shotgun when you can Skolgun?
Person 3: 3 down in 3 seconds!
All: Yeah!

by fantastiksports March 1, 2011

Skodged

Its when your in the restroom and you hear a sound coming from the walls and you look closer and realize your uncle Brad is looking at you and the you welcome Brad in the restroom and have a holy jolly time.

Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime

God: Ooooo can I join too

Me: of coarse you can silly

Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after

Skodged

by SKODGED? November 21, 2019