scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

Skooch ya cooch

The act of telling a woman to move, or a woman moving. Cooch in this situation refering to a womens vagina.

Pissed off guy: hey bitch your in my seat, skooch ya cooch!
Bitch: fine I'll move.

by Pissed off Keagan July 8, 2009

skooch

to shuffle over and stuff with the stuff and crap and all that and stuff.

hey skooch over and make some room so i can sit down.

by shitakymushrooms April 18, 2006

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007