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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
by YeetSeat February 15, 2020
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Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
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Store Skipping

The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.
me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004
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skipping the rail

a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.
guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?
by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008
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Skippin'

Living a lifestyle that consists of regular gambling, chainsmoking, pizza-eating, and coffee drinking.
Darrell: How you be livin'?
Damon: Man, I'm straight skippin'.
by 'Toine April 25, 2008
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