A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."
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When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018
Get the Slippery lizard mug.Slipped in the oil A phrase from North California that describes a situation where an individual due to not paying attention or feeling carefree, is caught off-guard and ultimately takes a loss.
I felt my pocket after I got off the bus and man's weed and money was gone, I really slipped in the oil.
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Get the One sipper mug.A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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