Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Shinimashita

The equivalent of fatality in mortal combat, used in a past tense reference. Often yelled out randomly when someone else fails at something. Also used to make a very bad moment comical.

Person:Dang, I got an F, SHINIMASHITA!!!

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Person:Yo, I just tripped and fell on my face on my way to work

Random Person on the sidewalk:SHINIMASHITA!

Person: no

Random Person on the sidewalk:SHINIMASHITA!!!!!!!

Person : da fak!

by Zikhali December 5, 2012

Shining Wizard

I wrestling/shoot fighting move where the victim is seated/kneeling on the ground and the attacked runs at them planting his knee right into his face.

Jimmy Rave just broke Sonjay's nose with that Shining Wizard to the face.

by William Mathews July 30, 2005

sinister minister

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

skiniving

Scheming and conniving at the same time.

Boy: "Look at that guy over there! He is really skiniving."
Girl: "Don't you just hate it when people start skiniving?"
Boy: "I don't know, I enjoy skiniving." He says as he tries skiniving his way into her pants.

People may tell you it is not a real word, but don't believe them, we all know it is.

by Ron64 January 18, 2015

Shiniece

Shiniece is a kind hearted angel. She can sweep you off your feet. She can tell if you are sad without asking.She cares for her friends and family.Loves to help out. If you are friends or family with a Shiniece your awesome!She is also one of the most beautiful people in the whole world. She can also make you laugh hard with her funny personality.

"Oh look at her!!"
"Oh that's a Shiniece!"
"Your so lucky to be friends with Shiniece!"

by Lilmisweetheart November 14, 2012

siniah

a girl who is slowly finding herself. she loves to make people laugh, she is smart, mean and if you ever need anything shes there. but i would'nt get on her bad side, she likes a totally different person and it'll make you think you never knew her.

bro, you know the girl siniah? her attitude crazy but her heart is gold.

by n.iahhhhh July 14, 2018