seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.

Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!

by HNBILH April 7, 2011

till-skimmer

An agricultural employee who secretly snitches some of the topsoil after mechanically turning over the earth in the spring.

I installed security-cameras in my field's scarecrows to keep an eye out for till-skimmers.

by QuacksO January 22, 2018

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 12, 2011

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Voice Skimmer

Telephone calls that skim the voice of the receiver in order to create an AI replica for commercial use. Voice Skimmer calls are usually silent and end briefly, only after the receiver gives enough dialogue such as a hello. Commercial use can be seen in a range of voice driven jobs from classical phone call scamming to narrating a commercial, or even a cartoon in some instances given the narration team uses it

Those damn voice skimmer calls put my voice on a phone sex hotline

by MasterOfWang December 17, 2021

Sack Skimmer

generally an old mans balls, hanging so low they skim the water surface of toilet bowl. If you're a sack skimmer=old man

I didn't realize my Uncle Joe was so old until I saw him pee, he's clearly a sack skimmer

by arpegee March 10, 2022