Sack Skimmer

generally an old mans balls, hanging so low they skim the water surface of toilet bowl. If you're a sack skimmer=old man

I didn't realize my Uncle Joe was so old until I saw him pee, he's clearly a sack skimmer

by arpegee March 10, 2022

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 12, 2011

Pond skimmer

A pond skimmer is when you let your pool go to long but it still looks good and you let your friends swim in it knowing the chemicals could possibly hurt them.

I told my friend yesterday when they wanted to swim in the pool, I said be careful you could a pond skimmer.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Skimmer

A tightly fitting dress.

Last night, that girl wore the hottest skimmer.

by The Big Chris March 1, 2024

Skimmer Dits

Someone who or the action of skipping details.

"It isn't the UK Navy, skimmer dits, it is the Royal Navy".

by ENSIGPRS June 13, 2025