three hole skier

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

skiver

Scottish Slang Lazy person, in particular a person not pulling their weight.

From the verb to skive

She's gone for another cigarette - she's such a skiver

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

downhill skiier pee-er

When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.

Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.

David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?

Sheila: That thing sure is big.

David: Yep

by Greyborzoi January 20, 2009

Skyler White

Apparently doesn't like money because she can't listen to her husband without smoking 10 packs of cigarettes and 10 bottles of wine.

Skyler White: *Gives life savings to Ted*
Walter: "Skyler, Wheres the money."
Skyler: "Ted hit his head and it hurt so he has money now."
Walter: *Laughs hysterically*
Skyler: "Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

The Nude Skiier

A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.

"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021