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skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.
(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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by Mark H August 30, 2006
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Sketball

Basically Basketball with the hoop lowered two feet, hence the two first letters of basketball taken off to compensate.
"You down for some Sketball tonight?"

"For sure breh. Nothin better to do the Sketball!"
by Stadium Bro November 10, 2011
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Boob-sketball

boob-sketball amo: small pieces of food, cheese-its, gold fish

points:1-point if you get it into the shirt and they have to dig for it; 2-points if you get it in the jacket (still near the neckline), and they still have to dig for it
by cheesefacee December 21, 2011
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skeetwalla

Like the popular fruit drink Odwalla, but made out of skeet. The origins of this word are fuzzy at best. The earliest known use of the term was in the Bay Area of California, where both drinks are incredibly popular!
Chuck: "Skeetwalla!"
Elizabeth: "What's that?"
Chuck: "It's kind of like an Odwalla..., but made out of skeet."
by viryldeth January 23, 2010
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sweetballs

The Opposite of shitballs. When something goes well or better than expected
Sweetballs!! I just found five bucks on the ground!
by Smokey J November 8, 2007
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Sacramento SkeeBall

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)
I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!
by DXLA February 14, 2008
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Skeeball

don't worry, there will be plenty of skeeballs at the party
by St ev e January 1, 2006
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