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skeeter teeters

Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.
What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?
by Texinthecity November 18, 2013
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scenester

Person who models the abstract and later specific behavior of individuals
trying to make a claim on certain media,i.e. literature, art, books, poetry, movies. A trend will then arise of "packaging", at which point, genres will mix into socially acceptable grab bags of media and somehow spawn a fashion, normally causing these disillusioned individuals to start resembling the traits of characters, band members, and each other because he or she likes this " underground" lifestyle and wants to be accepted by a discriminating crowd. In short, the sucker thinks these people have all the answers and conforms to some " be- yourself-but-be-us-subculture". Scenesters can range from genres of music such as Indie, emo, hardcore, nerd rock,(math rock), metal heads, ska kids( skankers,Moonstompers), ravers, club kids, goth kids, mod kids,space rock,concept artists,retro throwbacks, punk, pop punk, to Donnie Darko fans and other cult movies such as Heathers or Velvet Goldmine,poetry by Bukowski or Frost, cartoons such as Sponge Bob or shows like Nip/Tuck and The Simpsons, books such as Catcher in the Rye, The Virgin Suicides, Valley of the Dolls, Ask the Dust, and occasionally, The Communist Manifesto,as most scenesters are anti-war and unless straight edge, (refraining from sex or drugs of any kind) are heavily into drugs and alcohol,nomadic,anti-religious,poor with rich parents, and slumming.Essentially, they are their friends, although some people will like what they like and be accused of being scenesters by mistake. The smart scenester will say that is the case, because he or she knows it can't really be disproven except by baby pictures, second grade stories, and by God Himself.
" Jennifer is a true disgusting little scenester now that she dyed her hair burgundy when she saw me doing it. I did it, because some girl on the Joan of Arc album had it that way, but that's because she copied the girl from Rainer Maria, and I told her after one of their shows that she should color it, so she did,and I thought'what the fuck? That was my idea.' So I'm boycotting them."

" If you don't like Spoon, you should die."

" If I had shaggy hair and wore eyeliner like your last boyfriend, you would love me more."

" The way these people look is the way I feel inside. They understand. I want to be part of their scene."
by Victim August 19, 2004
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scenester fuck

The most extreme version of a scenester. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.
"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."

"Did you? What happened?"

"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"
by Brad Wilk February 18, 2005
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Skeeter Head

A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.
I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.
by Bubba001 August 14, 2012
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skeeterbops

a group of attractive females; or a group of females that would easily engage in sexual activities
Any skeet skeet skeeterbops gonna be at this party tonight?
by BlackJason May 17, 2006
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scenster or hipster

a person who exclusively identifies themself with a group of hip urbanites by doning the requisute dress, attitude and lifestyle. a person who attempts to rebel against society as a whole, and assert their individuality but only succeeds in becoming a unoriginal drone of the smaller sub-sulture and thus becoming regimented by the sub-culture's mores.
Kids everywhere who wear the "revitalized" and back-in-style trucker hat. Or the messing mod haircuts we all love to hate.
by Shaun Flagg September 29, 2003
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skeeterface

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :
You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!
by jordynlauren July 20, 2006
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