g situation

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience

Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”

by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020

Complete Global Saturation

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".

Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.

by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009

Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

by jcf08 June 23, 2011

situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.

" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

fun situation

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet

We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation”

by Lila_g September 10, 2019

Cray-Pas Situation

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013