Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

SITUATIONSHIP

Just chill not in a relationship but also are. Really good friends. Goodmorning Goodnight texts

We are in a situationship

by Apolllo February 11, 2021

Situationship

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR

We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?

by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018

Situationship

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.

“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”

by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021

power situp

This is when you get some beefcake who thinks hes hot shit to show off. Tell him that you are going to put a towel over his head and see if he can do the situp while you pull down. Being the arrogant moron that he is, he gladly tries. Have someone pull their pants down over his head and release the towel. The unsuspecting douchebag's nose goes right up the guys ass.

I wish someone would give Arnold the power situp.

by GG January 24, 2004

g situation

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience

Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”

by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020