Sirism

Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.

Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

by javester October 16, 2011

sirris

Greek Lord with a huge member married to an Indian Goddess.

The only human being on earth who was blessed with her true love was Lord Sirris.

by Pocahontas August 5, 2014

Sirisly?

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

by CranberryKing January 20, 2017

sirisone

Awesome person,always makes you laugh all the time but can be annoying. She/he can be your best friend or your worst enemy.

Don't mess with that girl, she a real sirisone.

by Cool girl_Kat February 9, 2017

SīRIS

To live with no worries only optimism to live with a mind that will take you far.

Highly intelligent, humorous, sarcastic, witty, creator of masterpieces, fully dedicated, with a sweet sweet soul and kind heart...loves his mother whole heartedly...smile full of light and sunshine. Determined to love hard, Discover, achieve, and prosper

It's time to get sīris about my my life, never giving up on myself.

by D_watson February 11, 2017

Sirwise

Sweet and compassionate and loving others and having a temper tantrum when he dont get what he want. And protective over the people he loved. Sirwise is a very good listener and He or She will tell you what is on his or her mind.

Sirwise is a unique personality that rarely anyone have.

by Sirwise April 21, 2017

sirvishahlee

Good looking, adorable and smart

My friend is such a Sirvishahlee, I wish i am more like him

by PC_Green92 December 29, 2017