singabored

Someone who has spent enough time in the little state where nothing happens.

Expat 1: "Haye matey, how long've you been in Singapore?"

Expat 2: "Almost 2 years"

Expat 1: "And how do you like it?"

Expat 2: "Well, let's just say I'm singabored since a while already"

by Parcerito March 8, 2010

School Of The Arts Singapore

Maybe one of the most chaotic schools in Singapore filled with creative minds but apart from that it’s literally the hell of all homework/assignments/projects loads. And for some reason apparently if students go to that school it means we can’t study for shit and we only do arts.

Person A: HEY what school do you go to?
SOTA student: School Of The Arts Singapore (:
Person A: Ah cool! so do you like only do arts and did you like not do well in school?
SOTA student: now what the fuck

by one.art.kid.who.is.depressed August 22, 2021

Singaphobic

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.

While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.

by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

sigga

Combination of "Sigma" (as for tiktok sigma kids) and the N-Word, mostly used for satire purposes.

What's up my siggas 🚽

by vxcaie September 12, 2023

Singapore Sandblaster

When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.

"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."

by hanso48 December 18, 2010

sergal

see cheese.

Person 1: hey I think this sergal joke is overused can't we just-
Person 2: talking cheese wheel haha

by seems like every name's taken January 21, 2021

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006