a flaming homosexual, usually wears eyeliner, and is in denial about his sexuality. Generally claim to be straight when they know for damn sure they whack off to screamoband singers.
Joel is such a homosexual, why won't he just admit it?! His name should be changed to sirgay...
Corporate surgayllance is the monitoring of a person or group's behavior by a coworker. The data collected is most often used for snitching, to badmouth others and regularly shared with other employees. It can be used as a form of business "intelligence", which enables the recipient to enhance his/her own perception at the firm.
Steve: Did you see the new Lindsey Lohan pics on the web?
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife
This is one of the realest people you will ever meet. She is a really good friend to have and she will tell you the truth no matter what. She is not a blunt person at all, but if you're one of her closest friends she is going to tell you the truth. She is an awesome girlfriend, but during an argument she wont hesitate to make a scene in public and might even provoke you to make a scene. She is not scared to put up a fight and she cares about the her loved ones even though she might be selfish sometimes
WOW!!! Have you met Siraya she is one of a kind broski!!
One in need of a visit from the 'Fab Five'. When a person becomes stuck in the Middle Ages, nothing can bring about modernisation quite like a Queer eye-ing.
You're so SirGawain, lose the slacks, those tight buns would be complemented far more with some skintight leather pants! Ooooooh!
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."