Shrekt

To be anal'd by the lord

Mmm man I got shrekt last night

by Rekt June 19, 2015

Get Shrekt m8

This wonderful sentence has the same meaning of "get rekt m8", which means "get wrecked mate".
Also the character Shrek is known on the internet for his homosexuality. So, as you can imagine, in this case "get wrecked" can stand for "get fucked in the anus" lol.
Confused? Awesome. Just search "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" on YouTube.
You are welcome.

-On WhatsApp-
Justin: Man i'm in a big problem..
Bob: What happened fag?
Justin: She..she..is a male. But i love her, i mean him ... fuck.
Bob: LOOOL GET SHREKT M8

by Qual Cuno November 19, 2015

shrekticles

Shrekticles: balls which are too big to simply have one layer.
Or when you bust an ogre sized nut.

P1: Woah I connect with your balls on an emotional level!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!

by DGiraffe May 14, 2018

Shrektastic

Loving shrek

I shrektastic

by IHateLife666999RIPTakashi November 23, 2018

Shrekt

"Rekt" is the meme version of wrecked, used for when a noob is defeated. Shrek is basically a god-like creature of all memes. The combined two, shrekt, is a term for when one is smited by Shrek.

Oh dear, he got hella shrekt.

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

shrektastic day

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic

used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester

by Pussy slayer 999 May 8, 2019

siredtostefqns

the best stefan salvatore fan page <3

friend: who’s siredtostefqns?
me: the best fan page ever. god your so uneducated!!!

by stefansalvatore May 29, 2021