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simpleton

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts
michelle everest, simpleton
by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008
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Likeless Simile

A literary device used by various hip-hop artists, the likeless simile is a simile without the words like or as prior to the descriptive part of the sentence.

For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the

following line contains a likeless simile:

"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"

This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"

Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.

Other examples of the Likeless similie include:

In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."

In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"

In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
Young Money often uses the Likeless Simile in his songs.
by leroy.jenkins May 3, 2010
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Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
by heynow_1 July 25, 2010
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SimpleNinja

A popular YouTuber and a sexy person. He is also known as 'Simple' and 'Simpy'. You look at his name and know you'd lose a 1v1 against him in COD.
Person: Wow Simple, nice cock!
SimpleNinja: Thanks bro!
by a person looking for Joe March 24, 2021
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sympaticus simplex

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.
She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.
by NNF November 21, 2010
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Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
by MetaMike November 25, 2018
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Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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