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Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.
That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!
by Itshimagain March 19, 2020
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Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.
-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone
by Shmup May 6, 2020
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Like Simping

'Like simping' is the action of simping by liking all of one's posts
by Dekashi March 16, 2021
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Simping

Basically like having a crush but more intense
He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her
by Footloos March 22, 2021
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No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020
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simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"
by The Tallboy March 8, 2005
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Simping

A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows

1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"

2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it

3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"

4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage

5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table

6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason

7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention

8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female

9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions

10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.

Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
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