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JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.
"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"
by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011
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First impressions

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions
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Suppression

Feeling of sadness and madness combined.
Dude Cassie has been in suppression for a while now.
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facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
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Voter Suppression

A strategy in which Republicans are trying to prevent people who might oppose them from voting, typically the poor, elderly and minorities. Usually they will claim they are just trying to stop voter fraud even though there is no evidence that that has been a problem
In Texas as part of their Voter Suppression program a concealled carry permit can be used as an ID to vote, but a student ID from one of their state colleges does not count, it's pretty obvious who they're trying to stop from voting.
by Republican$$uck November 24, 2013
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Anal Suppression

When a person recieving anal sex squeezes their butt cheeks together when the male pulls his penis out of the anus.
Juan performed Anal Suppression on Lance.
by Mikey G of Dublin July 16, 2006
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Sexpression

When you aint had sex in so long you start to feel depressed.
Roy- “Damn bruh it’s been wayy too long since me and Brit fucked i cant take it.“
Jack- “Bro I think you got sexpression”
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