simper

a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper

by bob john 55 March 17, 2020

Simper Fidelis

The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.

Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!

by Crotch the High Seat Prime July 5, 2021

simperella

Female version of a simp.

Emma: Omg, Tony is so hot, he is literally the man of my dreams. Can you believe he drives a BMW? Wow holy. I want him to have my babies. He is literally the GOAT.

Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.

"What a simperella"

by Thiccy-Deluxe52 March 11, 2020

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020