1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
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Get the simp in pimp’s clothing mug.by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020
Get the Hoe-Simp mug.A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.
by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020
Get the Simp dick mug.A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
Get the Simpdad mug.A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.
"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
by giddlebeast April 5, 2020
Get the Twitch Simp mug.A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”
“Because shes a female simp”
“Because shes a female simp”
by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020
Get the FEMALE SIMP mug.Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
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