scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

Scock

1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008

Shicockitikoo

When something of such social girth happens, one usually tends to shi ka ka in thier knickers.

D: Aww Damn my ole lady be buggin again.

Nico: Awwww Shicockitikoo!

by Nico & Fecal Reker May 7, 2003

shcocked

Shcocked is a word to express your emotion, like a mixture of shock and terror.

- bruh i’m so SHCOCKED by the last episode of young sheldon

by Yakoeu July 5, 2023

joseph silcock

A human being with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Joseph Silcock ran away from me for no reason

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 6, 2020

Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.

"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020