fuck-sighted

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked

Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.

by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

Schteph

Another name for "Steph", but said as though one has a lisp ~ "Schteph".

Is the shortened term for "Schtephanie"

Can produce some funny results when said in the company of a person who actually does have a lisp.

Also note that anyone who calls them self "Schteph" is most likely to be quite beautiful, yet a little dim (humorously) on one or two occasions.

"Haha, look at Schtephanie"

by Bbiddlecombe99 April 2, 2009

sichael

the best couple you will ever find usually combined names of michael and sydney. Those couples will get married and fuck a lot they will shit while they are having sex

wow i wish i had a sichael relationship

by celideli01 January 3, 2017

Schteek

A Person who is a Schteek or Shteeker likes to show that he has money. Or want it to look like he has money.

-Look at that Schteek, I just want to break his jaw!

-He's not a schteeker, he just want to look schteek.

by Konung November 9, 2006

schten

Aussie Slang for Cigarette

Glenn asks Pinky 1pm Schten?

Pinky replies yes Glenn time for a 1pm Schten.

by Schten December 16, 2008

Schteeze

Schteeze- Verb to decide over with meaningful thought and consideration while in relation to being sly, tricky, edgy, or to glide over also see take a little off the top, cut, stomp & One up.

Cowboy, I schteeze when I get the chance, money don’t come around here much.

by Cowboy Of The Cosmos February 21, 2022

Sichoen

A mad billy main and the cutest gamer. He'd never get away with murder because he'd instantly confess.

No, no bitch, stop this lying Sichoen!

by Motherflubbintechymonster March 14, 2023