Siberian Bobsled

When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.

Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.

Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.

John: You probably won't need sex for another month

Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy

by febuaryX July 4, 2009

Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Siberian tug of war

Two individuals, both sharing a strand of anal beads that are inserted into their anus, playing "tug of war" with the anal beads.

Jim and Frank love to engage in a game of Siberian tug of war every Saturday night.

by Khm3 July 27, 2016

Sobertober

The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER

"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"

by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017

Soldier in Siberia

When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.

Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"

A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in Siberia."

by RotGut Stone-Liver June 14, 2009

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

by JSquizzle August 25, 2004

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009