Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Shnomit

When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.

"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."

by Melissa N. March 7, 2008

shiomiteeing

(verb) the act of shitting, vomitting, and peeing at the same time as a direct result of being drunk the night before.

Holy hell, I can hear Tara shiomiteeing in her bathroom!

by Elllss March 9, 2011

Shlomi

Shlomi Is israeli name for guys this name giving ppl be more friendships to anyone and become a kind men,shlomi based by shlomo the king from bible that born from david the king.

Shlomi

by Addicted1pc September 28, 2017

shaomi

Have a uniqueness, very gorgeous, smart, sexy, attractive and a loving person with a warm heart

Shaomi
Sia-o-mi

by Dell Fernandez June 7, 2021

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008