shystie

Someone who is fucked up, a douche bag, annoying, a cock blocker, a slut, a dick, a bitch, selfish, greedy, judgemental, ect...

Stephanie: Oh my God did you hear about what Nicole did with Justin?
Lacey: She prolly fucked him, that bitch is fucking shystie!

by SamJames December 28, 2005

shpetim

A guy who usually deep throats a lot of cocks, and smells like shit.

dude that horse smells like a shpetim

by ur mom lol hahhahahahhah November 14, 2011

cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

Shketit

An exclamation coined by famous child rapper Lil' Pump. Used to say something when you wanna say something but dont have anything intelligent to say, or to agree to do something.

ex1:

Patricia: Dude, Donald Trump is a hoe
Tammy: Shketit

ex2:
Bryson: Dude wanna double team Susanna tonight in the library
Clyde: SHHHKETIIIIIIIIIT

by pizzadoggo69 June 9, 2018

Shystie

getting real f'ed up.

Will: Damn look at that slut Dorothy, she is so drunk.
Lincoln: For sure, she's getting shystie wit it.

by mite September 10, 2006

shysti

For the name of a really big cunt in your life

you are a (shysti) cunt

by hazalaca May 30, 2018