Shwasted Shaturday

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011

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Shwasted

Drunk, wasted, intoxicated

I'm effin shwasted dudes!!!

by Niki-K September 24, 2007

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shwasted

an extreme state of drunkeness. combination of the words shitty and wasted.

I got totally shwasted last night at that crazy party.

by Susan Fragiacomo December 8, 2008

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Shwasted

Shwasted is a mix of being s.h.i.t faced and wasted. its awesome.

Hey adri.
Yes mickela.
I am so Shwasted!
Wat?
I am SHWASTED!
Oh i forgot wat that ment.

by thatpsychogirl May 6, 2010

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White Girl Shwasted

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

by TattiG February 16, 2010

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