Shumming

The profound sense of shame that accompanies an ejaculation during intercourse with a partner whom the ejaculater knows he or she does not respect or wish to be involved with for a long time, despite said partner's false perception that the relationship extends beyond intercourse; to cum with shame.

She was so shallow, vain, and dumb, but so busty that I couldn't help but let myself shum into her foul mouth.

I shummed on her tits.

I spent all night shumming on her stupid ass.

I shot my shum on those pearly whites; that shumming last night drained my balls and filled my conscience with shame - gave me a set of shamesticles.

by cagedfromspace March 20, 2017

Shumming

Verb- When shum is actually leaving your body.

When describing the action of shum being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.

Oooh, this wild sex with you is so good...oh god...BABY I'M SHUMMING!!

I accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

shum

the shit and cum mix and run out of the girls asshole, thus the name shum

i sure love the smile on my gurls face when she feels the shum come flowing from her asshole!!

by coolrelax69 March 17, 2005

shum

a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter

"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"

by sojudreaming February 18, 2021

Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys

Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”

by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019

shum shum

slang for psychedelic mushrooms.

after i had my shum shums i saw beautiful colors

by stephanie sorrell August 18, 2006