Shling

Derived from the word shlong (a penis). The word shling is an insulting term for an exceptionally small penis. The word was popularised by a former girlfriend of the amateur musician, Ted Hamer who ridiculed his ludicrously small member. Little wonder that he spent those long nights alone playing with his organ.

You call that a shlong! It's more of a shling!

by Ted Hamer June 21, 2004

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

I bet you think i copy pasted this.Well i typed it all out.

Waa! Waa! Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke hit me on the forehead! Waa! Waa!

by achoooooooo! July 7, 2022

shiling

used in Malaysia to describe loose change in coin form. A remnant of the British colonial era from the word for Schilling.

Why you give me so big money, no shiling ah?

by vnom January 14, 2010

Shlinglang

An extremely old man's penis.

The first batman has a shlinglang.

by HoboInBox June 12, 2010

shuking

shitting and puking at the same time (from Dart)

Mit got food poisoning from that diner and he was shuking all night.

by Saa March 27, 2005