Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

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Shrekkism

Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu

Dum🅱️🅰️ss *dies*

by hugegay May 30, 2018

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Shrekism

A form of religion that all 29 years and under in that they pray for

I love shrekism

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

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Shrekster

A boi who fantasises about Shreking with Shrek.

Me: yoo get away from that dude he is a Shrekster!

by Zlobex March 28, 2019

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Shrekism

A religion based on Shrek where some kid named Logan doesn’t exist.

Omg shrekism is a super dope religion

by SquardWed December 26, 2019

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Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

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