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shortie

How's it goin', shortie?
by Clementine Kruczynski September 11, 2006
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shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.
you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story
by dicky aboy February 20, 2020
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shortstealth

that boy has a shortstealth
by ideekay August 23, 2007
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shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.
Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.
by JZrkman June 15, 2021
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St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…
Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”
by GetHit June 9, 2021
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shortlisted

shortlisted (v) — a term used to try to convince unwitting job applicants they're not being duped into subservient working conditions.
Congratulations! You have been shortlisted as a finalist for our job opening. We don't give a shit about anything except increasing our bottom line and think a superficial step in the interview process will make you more invested in our substandard offer. We'll gauge how likely you are to accept the position based on your enthusiasm. If you sound very eager, we may even lower the salary we planned to offer you!
by noiseboise January 17, 2019
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Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 5 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck
Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid
by 69420funny October 31, 2020
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