A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.
This was a shotportunity.
by AO1989 June 14, 2020
Get the shotportunity mug.When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.
Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!
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n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.
Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'
Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'
"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."
by magnerash December 2, 2011
Get the slopportunity mug.An opportunity arises where you can have sex with a girl regardless of her looks. An alright looking girl that many guys would not sleep with but doing her would be all good, and would earn you a certain amount of respect. Having sex also known as chopping a girl.
by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011
Get the Chopportunity mug.Yoplait yogurt for Yoplait Lite yogurt. The swapportunity was being able to eat Yoplait Lite yogurt instead of regular Yopliat yogurt.
by HockeyT19BH35 July 28, 2012
Get the swapportunity mug.Being the shopportunist that she is, Alaine logged into her favorite store's website at 4 am to buy as many Black Friday specials as she could.
by Lollie Shopping November 11, 2011
Get the shopportunist mug.A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.
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