Shole Weat Bread

Carson is a fucking retard.

Whole Wheat Bread spelled incorrectly.

Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?

by king_Maria November 30, 2019

shoehead

Someone who is obsessed with shoes and will camp out at stores to get the latest pair.

Shoehead: I just camped out at Niketown for 3 days and copped the new SBs

by Edman415 September 20, 2008

Shmleh

To greet or acknowledge a person, place, thing, or idea either positively or negatively based on tonality.

"Hey man, whats up?"
"SHMLEH!"
"SHMLEH! Back at ya!"
"SHMLEH SHMLEH SHMLEH!"
"Alright, cool. Catch you later, man. Shmleh."

by ZZ Specs February 20, 2010

Soleh

soleh is a funny person but she can be weird sometimes and if you’re friends with her you should be careful because she’s kinda sensitive but that doesn’t mean go easy on her because she can be a HUGE SIMP and you have to stop her before she gets her feelings hurt even if she doesn’t listen

soleh is pretty cool but she’s kinda weird.

by who’sasking April 27, 2020

shoehitters

An exceptionally patterned pant, (usually flared denim or trouser) that sits flatteringly over any pair of shoes, usually boots.

Founded and popularized by Fernando Rangel and the Silver League team.

"Those are some shoehitters breh!"

"These jeans are done in a shoehitter cut."

by silverlags October 26, 2020

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"

Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"

Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."

Ryan: "No, its real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules August 31, 2013

swolehalla

A lax bros's place of holiness. It is also know as the gym.

"Yo bro, you going to Swolehalla later?"

by Big Weiner April 17, 2017