A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.
"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"
by NSizzle November 16, 2015
Get the shoes on booze on mug.Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.
Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
Get the piss shoes mug.a person who is soooo exceptionally "cool" that they deem the title Mr. Cool Shoes. footwear has no actual significance to the title, recognition is based solely on "coolness"
Guy1: "god savannah head is so fucking cool"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"
by driscollicious November 17, 2010
Get the Mr. Cool Shoes mug.A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.
Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...
by AK1117 February 11, 2013
Get the Shoes for cruise mug.1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.
2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.
2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018
Get the My Shoes Squeaked mug.This phrase itself is a combination of the terms Shoish and Moish. The combination of the terms is primarily used as a reaction response, but the situation in which it's used usually doesn't matter. It can be a response to something surprising, shocking, disappointing, etc.
The most popular use of this phrase is typically a go-to response or filler phrase to something that doesn't warrant a lengthy one, similar to the words "sheesh," "damn," or even "wow."
The most popular use of this phrase is typically a go-to response or filler phrase to something that doesn't warrant a lengthy one, similar to the words "sheesh," "damn," or even "wow."
1. *Muaaz clutches on de_dust2* "SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT, SHOISH MOISH!!"
2. Damn, bomb down (in CS:GO)!? Shoish Moish
3. "I just spent 3 hours practicing the smokes.." Shoish to the mfn Moish
2. Damn, bomb down (in CS:GO)!? Shoish Moish
3. "I just spent 3 hours practicing the smokes.." Shoish to the mfn Moish
by brownboymuaaz May 30, 2019
Get the Shoish Moish mug.Typically brown or black shoes to be worn at formal events. They are widely used in dance, for parties, and for special occasions, but are worn by some as their standard daily shoes.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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