french shoehorn

1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France

Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Finger shoehorn

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Romanian Shoehorn

When a respectable lady shits on you and you proceed to shove said shit back in her asshole with your dick.

I gave my girlfriend a Romanian Shoehorn last night.

by Holla Nunya March 11, 2026

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

by Jubjubb January 12, 2026