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shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.
Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.
by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011
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Shoemaker

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".
Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.
by Mustang01 March 2, 2017
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Shondocker

A person who has sex with inanimate objects. Usually when drunk.
"Shondocker!!" -Wu.
"Dawson Wu!!" -Gaz.
by Shondocker November 12, 2004
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Shoemaker

A small man but a good one however thou struggles intellectually.
That guy over there is shoemaker; he’s got it going on.
by Lukeb0,0 October 29, 2019
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shoemakered up

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.
He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!
by Tine1144 February 12, 2022
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jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.
Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.
by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020
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Trint Shoemaker

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.
Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
by KumDumpster May 12, 2022
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