shnirple

Sucking out a woman's breast milk, orally inserting it into her vagina, and proceeding to have intercourse with her.

Chris shnirpled Sarah yesterday, because he said that he's into the really kinky stuff.

by Jarvis Nelson October 19, 2007

Snipples

Extremely sensitive nipples.

When I'm ragging, I get snipples.

When I'm horny, I get snipples.

Please pull my snipples as you do me like a dog.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

snipple

when an extremely cold snapple bottle is placed on a nipple (usually by accident), the said nipple becomes a snipple.

"i accidentally gave my girlfriend a snipple last night... she screamed..."

by jennifer nasherson December 9, 2008

shnipes

Around more mature audiences, sometimes you just can't say 'shit'. So, shnipes is the alternative.

Parent: "I just burned down the house!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"

by JAYJAYMCKAY October 9, 2009

Shitnipples

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

by BehindYou May 14, 2011

shnibles

The little torn pieces of paper left on the side of loose leaf pulled from a notebook.

My teacher wont except paper with the shnibles left intact.

by godscall October 28, 2009