shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

shkated

So faded beyond belief usually a high from weed or wax

I wish i didn't smoke all of that tree, im so shkated i mopped the carpet!

by sue carpenter hirko April 1, 2017

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch

P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake

by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010