slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

schlurple

The act of drinking, not quite noisily enough to be called slurping, yet still louder than a sip.

It’s a common pet peeve in England to schlurple your tea in front of guests!

by chezswirl December 1, 2019

Shlurblegock

When you can’t find the clitorus, so you resort to having big fat slippy drippy, ussy gussy anal with 7 other black men

Wanna shlurblegock later

by Le Niggler April 25, 2022

shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 6, 2023