Shlurpadoo

The technique of slurping up pussy like you do with ramen

“Damn bro last night my girl was so wet I had to shlurpadoo when I ate her out”

by Jcv23 November 19, 2017

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

sHlumped

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

by Chefboylt April 4, 2022

Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026